September 22, 2017
Hey there peoples, today we begin a storyline that has been a long time in the making. Last year Christina and I did a did a short prelude storyline to setup the events of the epic story to come. Elayne has made it into the competion. Expect all the tropes of reality television to be lampooned in the upcoming weeks, or months. Actually months. This story line is huge and will take up most of the remainder of 2017.