Templars Are Dicks

September 09, 2009

And now for something completely different! Today's comic contains none of the Kickass McAwesome characters, or player characters in a video game. This is my first pure video game parody comic, the subject. Assassin's Creed.

Assassin's Creed is one of the coolest new game properties to come out recently. You play as an assassin named Altair kicking ass and taking names during the Crusades. As an assassin you need to carry out your missions in complete secrecy, always needing to be cautious of the city guards.

The guards aren't much of a problem to deal with, but the Templars on the other hand are assholes. Anything and everything you do will get you in trouble with these pricks. Thus, this comic.