Elayne's Story: Part V; The Rival

October 06, 2017

In every reality show, there is a bitch, regardless of the theme of the show, there is always a bitch. The show could be about who is the best at cuddling a puppy and giving him belly rubs, and there will still be a bitch, and her name is probably Dakota, or Skylar, or Hugegiantbitchface, something like that. That and bitch always makes it deep into the competition because her bitchitude is good for ratings, and ratings are better than reality, as far as the producers are concerned at least.