October 08, 2021
In today's installment of "Kickass McAwesome; Episode CMLXVIII: Rey Remembers Some Stuff," Rey remembers something long held hidden in her mysterious past. Unbeknownst to her she was a Palpatine the entire time! Grand-daughter to the Emperor himself! Wait, no that was "Star Wars; Episode IX: Oh Fuck, We Need to Fix Everything Rian Johnson Did; Why You Should At Least Have an Outline While Making Your Billion Dollar Space Opera." In this Rey just remembers she already met Danny and Gwen.
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