Super Shenanigans Bros. Ultimate: Apparently the Rules Are Made Up and the Points Don't Matter?

November 28, 2020

This is the comic that has probably changed the most in its original conception from last year, to now. Originally the punchline was going to be something along the lines of, ďNo need to assassinate, impeachment will take care of that. Oh 2019 Jared, so full of hope that our government institutions would hold firm to truth, reality, ethics, and the will of the people. Nah, fuck that shit. Mitch McConnell is above all that.

Is there a witness that can blow up your defense?

Yup

Is he going to destify?

Nope!

Why not?

Mitch McConnell doesnít want him to.

Isnít that technically witness tampering?

Yes, if this was a legal trial, but it isnít.

Well maybe it should use similar rules to a legal trial. We should vote to see if the trial should be run like that.

Nah.

Why not?

Mitch McConnell doesnít want to.

So youíre saying that when a party is in power in the senate they can use a procedural loophole to block any vote that might go against what they personally want, even if a majority of the senate, and especially Americans want it?

Pretty much! Working as intended!

And that, my friends, is why the filibuster needs to be repealed in the senate.