Pants Are Optional

August 13, 2021

I'm gonna be honest, this last year, I've hardly ever worn pants. I've always run hot, I'm not going outside, why wear pants? Pants are the worst! I’m not wearing pants right now! Christina is though, she’s weird like that.

You know who else isn’t wearing pants? Our puppy. Then again puppies don’t usually wear pants. I can only assume this is the case because puppy pants are weirdly expensive. Won’t you help us raise enough money to research the burgeoning field of puppy pants? With just a small $1 donation to our Patreon, we will continue the funding behind the age old internet question of whether puppy pants would have four legs or two. Also you’ll get access to all the comics a week in advance, but we all know that puppy pants thing is way more important.