The Property Values in Whogivesashit Are Enormous.
August 24, 2011
Battleship! A movie! Battleship the movie! Battleship as a movie! Battleship the fucking boardgame with no inkling of a story has been made into a feature length motion picture intending to be viewed by people! What the fuck! This simply baffles the mind. Why, Battleship? Why? Why is there a love story? Why are there aliens? Why is Liam Neeson in this movie? Liam, meet me on the next paragraph.
Why Liam, Why? You played Oskar Schindler, Jean Valjean, Zeus, Jesus, and the voice of Lion Jesus! You're above this shit. Sadly to say I can safely assure your role in this film will be the best part in the movie, simply because your Liam Fucking Neeson.
More boardgame movie shenanigans to come.