Michael Bay Ruins Your Childhood, Again.
March 30, 2012
So yeah, I've voiced my opinion on the Transformers movies before, and with news of Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, I'm sorry, "Ninja Turtles" movie, Bay's newest project where apparently the turtles aren't mutants, but aliens. Let's think about this further. If they're Aliens, then technically they're not turtles. If their fighting style is also alien in origin then they're not ninjas either, just ninja-esque. Finally being aliens their adolescence, if they even have an adolescence doesn't necessarily happen in their teens, furthermore being alien their method of recording age would be completely different as well. In conclusion Michael Bay's version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they are not teenaged, nor mutated, not ninjas, and finally not turtles.
So yeah, makes me think how Bay would handle other franchises from my childhood.