September 12, 2012
In case you didn't know, I love me some tacos, well actually all Mexican cuisine really, and I know Taco Bell isn't really the best example of said cuisine, but fuck it, I love Taco Bell. I think my friendship with my friend Chris stems mostly from our mutual love for the taco, him being married to one of my longest lasting childhood friends might also be a contributing factor, but who's to say, but I digress. While talking with Chris the other day we got on the subject to tacos, and I just felt the need to vent my opinion of the new Doritos Locos Taco at Taco Bell. If you haven't figured it out by now, all it is, is a taco, whose shell is made out of Doritos, Nacho Cheese Doritos in particular, you know the chips that are called nacho cheese even though they don't taste anything like nacho cheese, but I digress again. I tried one, it's not bad, it's a taco, a taco that stains your fingers orange, but the commerials would lead you to believe it's the grestest thing in the world! But hey, all the power to them, apparently this is the most successful new item they've ever introduced. That being said it'll be off the menu in two more months, just like every other product they've ever made.